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The Log
Volume VI : 1924
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Juniata High School
[photo]
Juniata High School
[photo]
Mr. Steele
To Whom This Annual
Is Respectfully Dedicated
FACULTY
[with photos]
MR. WINELAND
Superintendent
MISS HEINSLING
History
MR. PETERSON
Principal
MR. DEAN
Latin
MISS RIDDELL
Mathematics
MISS LUCAS
Music
MISS KIRKPATRICK
Biology
MISS McNEAL
English
MISS EPRIGHT
Latin
MISS NOGGLE
Commercial
MISS SMITH
French
MR. McCRACKEN
Civics
MISS BRUMBAUGH
Spanish
WHO'S WHO
Class of 1924
Class Flower, Pink Tea Rose
Class Motto, "Our Hope, Our Aim: Success"
Class Colors: Blue and Steel
Clinton Coleman, President Pauline Burris, Secretary
Ruth McCoy, Vice President Stacy Fox, Treasurer
Editor in Chief
Lenoir Hess
Associate Editors
Lydia Clarkson Martha Bain Katherine Griffith
Department Heads
Catherine Cowan, Prophetess Robert Roy, Sports Elsie Hunt, Music
Margaret Bonner, Historian Elizabeth Noll, Social Harriet Hoover, Poet
Clark Holton, Will Carolyn Stone, Jokes Pearl Springer, Art
Circulation Managers
Albert Winter Stuart Esterly Elizabeth Foust
Business Manager
Robert McDonald
Ad Solicitors
Robert McDonald Donald Blowers William Moore
Durward Turner Floreine Davis Albert Winter
Stacy Fox
SENIORS
[47]
[with photos]
NAME PROGRAM ACTIVITIES
Donald Adams General Football (3)
Gaynell Aikens Commercial
Martie Bain General Basketball (3), Glee Club (2), Class
Play (3), Operetta (4), Associate Editor
(4), Track (2)
Ellen Benson General
Donald Blowers General
Margaret Bonner General Glee Club "22," Class Play (3), Operetta
(4)
Erma Boyles Commercial
Ruth Burget Commercial
Pauline Burris Commercial Secretary, Sect. of Commercial Club
Lydia Clarkson Commercial Basketball (3), Glee Club (2), Class
Play (3), Operetta (4), Track (2),
President of Commerce Club (4)
Clinton Coleman General Baseball (2), Football (4), President of
Class (4)
Ethel Cooper General
Catherine Cowan General Prophetess
Floreine Davis Commercial
Stuart Esterly Commercial
Elizabeth Foust General
Stacy Fox Commercial
Katherine Griffith General Editor of Student Lantern (4), Associate
Editor of Annual (4), Glee Club (2)
Inez Haggerty Commercial
Catherine Hankinson Commercial Basketball (3)
Lillian Harrity Commercial
Esther Heaton General
Lenoir Hess General Editor of Annual ( '24)
Clark Holton General Football (4), Track (2)
Elsie Hunt Commercial Glee Club (2), Orchestra (1-2-3-4)
Elva Hutchinson Commercial
Harriet Hoover General Glee Club (2), Class Poet, Operetta (4)
Cleo Kuhn General
Helen Miller General Glee Club (2)
Evelyn McCloskey General Glee Club (2)
Ruth McCoy General
Martha McKerihan General Glee Club (2)
William Moore Commercial
Robert McDonald General Business Manager of Annual (4), Baseball
(2-3-4), Treasurer of Athletic
Association (4)
Elizabeth Noll General Glee Club (2)
Dorothy Oast General Glee Club (2)
Anna Plubell General Basketball (2)
Russell Price Commercial Orchestra (1,2,3,4), Football (4),
Basketball (4)
Robert Roy General Football (4), Track (2,3,4), Reporter of
Juniata Hi Notes
Winifred Redden General Glee Club (2)
Pearl Spangler General
Earl Summers General
Pearl Summers Commercial
Carolyn Stone General Basketball (2)
Durward Turner General Football (4)
Albert Winter General Baseball (4), President of Athletic
Association
Helen Wood General Glee Club (2), Orchestra (1,2,3,4)
The Nut Cracker
NAME SO-CALLED AMBITION CHIEF VIRTUE OUGHT TO BE OUGHT TO HAVE
D. Adams Shorty Preacher Never Busy Studious Some Toys
G. Aikens Chang To Be Tall Quietness Heavier A French Bob
M. Bain Martie Red Hair A Good Line Thankful A School-girl Complexion
E. Benson Fatima Nurse Shingle Bob English A French Pony
D. Blowers Don To Graduate Big Feet A Satirist His History
M. Bonner Peg To Marry Gracefulness? Professional Some Nervine
Questionnaire
E. Boyles Erm Typist Silence Rewarded A Medal
R. Burget Utz Stenog Blush Man Lover More Typewriters
P. Burris Peggy Office Girl Whispering Quieter Less to Say
L. Clarkson Jack Basketball Always Busy Muffled A Chance
E. Coleman Clint Elect. Eng. Always Busy A Statesman More Time
E. Cooper Tuddie Teacher Agreeable (?) A Reformer A Beau
C. Cowan Kate Missionary Fairy Tales A Prophecier A Hair Net
F. Davis Sis Somebody's Wife Short Men A Pocahontas A Protector
S. Esterly Bud Baker Smiling A Ladies Man A Kiss
E. Foust Betty Dance Flirting Tonguetied A Muffler
S. Fox Stace A Great Walker K.K.K. A Cow Puncher More Pep
K. Griffith Cassy Doctor Crowd Psychology An Actress A Vacation
I. Haggerty Ine To Be Tall Agreeable More Active Few Facts
C. Hankinson Hank Librarian Typing Happy (?) Leather Tongue
L. Harrity Lil Somebody's Wife Diamond United A Wedding
E. Heaton Esther Valedictorian Bossing "Mountain High" A Place in the Sky
L. Hess Lenoir (Lacking) Good Humored Caged More Weight
C. Holten Snell 8 Feet Sleeping A Clown More Room
H. Hoover Hap Pianist Bluffing A Nurse A Player Piano
E. Hunt Hunt Violinist Smile Artist More Bows (Beaus)
E. Hutchison Bab's Teaching Bluffing Politician More to Say
C. Kuhn Baby To Be Tall Movies Speedy Curls
E. McCloskey Evelyn To Be Married Penmanship Someone's Stenog Nerves
R. McCoy Kid Last Word Intelligence Suffragette A Novel
B. McDonald Mick Baseball Fan Wit In School Better Marks
M. McKerihan Mack Wooster Personality An Example A Knight
H. Miller Helen (Pitt) Ballet Dancer Studious More Style
W. Moore Bill Stenog Bookkeeping Speedier A Girl
E. Noll Betts R.M. Originality Druggist Asst. A Comb
D. Oast Dorth Author Mentality A Dog Catcher Appreciation
A Plubell Annie To Talk French Telling Jokes A Poet A Grammar
R. Price Russ To Be a "Hunt"-er His (?) Fife "Hunt"-ed A Pipe
W. Reddin Winnie Modiste Assurance (?) Orator Ambulance
R. Roy Arf Arf Journalist 16 Passenger Car On Time More Authority
P. Spangler Bird School Marm Hair In the Hall of Fame A Lighter Blush
P. Summers Hope Historian Typing Recommended A Man
E. Summers Earl Tinner O Those Eyes! A Shiek Some Dynamite
D. Turner Wiry Wm. Undertaker Musician Shot A New Trombone
C. Stone Carrie A Man Giggling Oiled Some Safetypins
H. Wood Peggy Teaching Listening Or Not to Be A Ring
A. Winter Al Heart Breaker Side Burns In Virgil Class A Private Stenog
MUSIC
FIRST VIOLINS CORNETS
Elsie Hunt Harry Cooper
Russell Price Stewart Kinch
Helen Wood CLARINETS
John Kells Ralph Ernest
Catherine Harry William Shaffer
Mamie Humphreys TROMBONE
Louise Piper Durward Turner
Margaret Allen Carl Gentzel
Luther Brobst Robert Burtnett
FLUTES DRUMS
Laura Hunt Ralph Musser
Rosalie Pfeiffer PIANO
SAXOPHONE Helen Hill
Vernon Meghan Harriet Hoover
John Noll
Athletics
Athletic Association
Albert Winter, '24, President
Charles Stone, '25, Vice President
Robert McDonald, '24, Treasurer
George Gates, '26, Secretary
Cheerleaders
Martha Bain, '24
Eleanor Geist, '25
Clark Holton, '24
Robert Roy, '24
Athletic Advisory Committee
Professor Harry Peterson
Professor Stanley Dean
Professor Kenneth Steele
FOOTBALL 1923
It was the Blue and White's first year in football. The team did not
get started till late in the season and no preliminary training was had.
The candidates were called two and a half weeks before the season's
opening. Herbert Winter, Juniata High's greatest football player, was
elected captain and Robert Roy was chosen manager of the '23 season.
In the middle of the season the football team lost its captain, Herby
Winters. This was the severest blow of the season. Charley Stone was
elected captain to fill Winters' place. It can be said that Captain Charley
Stone led the football warriors on admirably through the hardest part of the
season. Stone always kept the players in good spirits; he always was able
to instill courage into them.
Despite the difficulties and irregularities in the team, and the fact
that it was a first year team, the wearers of the Blue and White brought
home one victory, tied one game, and lost seven, of the nine games played.
At the end of the season the Lettermen met, electing Joseph Glasgow as
captain for the 1924 football season.
Our Football Squad
QUARTERS
NAME POSITION WEIGHT(lbs.) HEIGHT PLAYED NICKNAME CLASS
Winter H.B. 130 5'5" 12 Herb '24
Price Center 140 5'9" 27 Rus '24
Turner Guard 140 5'9" 21 Wiry Willum '24
Holton Guard 160 6' 32 Snell '24
Roy Tackle 155 5'11" 32 Bob '24
Coleman H.B. 150 5'9" 8 Clint '24
Black F.B. 160 5'9" 31 Spark Plug '25
Glasgow End 132 5'7" 34 Joie '25
Oswald End 140 5'10" 27 Bug '25
Beery End 125 5'8" 21 Georgie '25
Shaefer Guard 140 5'9" 2 Bill '25
Young H.B. 148 5'9" 11 Red '25
Stone Q.B. 130 5'5" 36 Chawlee '25
McNeel H.B. 130 5'9" 17 BeeDee '26
BurtnettH.B. 115 5'7" 18 Burt '26
McKinneyH.B. 140 6' 4 Jim '26
Weber Center 130 5'7" 10 Hondle '26
Graham Tackle 150 5'9" 32 Jew '26
Nelson Guard 150 5'10" 11 Buns '26
Barr H.B. 130 5'9" 35 Hooch, 2d '27
Wherry End 125 5'7" 2 Bill '26
BASKETBALL 1923-24
Basketball was the next sport in line. Coach Casey Steele was
confronted with the task of selecting a new varsity. Not one letterman was
back from the previous season, all having been graduated. Two substitutes
of the 1922-23 team were the only men around [from] which to build a team.
Juniata High entered the Mountain High School Basketball League for
the first time, after an invitation to join the League had been received by
Coach Steele. Juniata was unfortunate in the League, for not even one
victory did they annex from the veteran lineups with which they were
confronted. But Juniata was able to win two games outside the League from
teams more in its class.
Clair Oswalt was captain of the basketball team and Earl "Tubby"
Troutwein was the manager.
Juniata lost twice to Lewistown, Hollidaysburg, Mount Union, Tyrone,
Houtzdale, Philipsburg and Bellefonte High Schools. They won games from
Cresson and Antis Township High Schools.
Below appears the individual point record of each basketball player:
GAMES
PLAYED NAME FIELD GOALS FOUL GOALS TOTAL
16 Beery 33 21 of 54 87
17 Meghan 14 13 of 38 41
16 Barr 9 10 of 28 28
17 Glasgow 4 15 of 25 23
17 Oswalt 5 11 of 35 21
9 R. Burtnett3 7 of 10 13
6 Martin 3 5 of 12 11
15 Weber 2 6 of 23 10
13 G. Burtnett3 0 of 2 6
5 Young 1 3 of 10 5
7 Price 0 0 of 0 0
2 Black 0 0 of 0 0
BASEBALL 1924
The 1924 model baseball squad is just as good as its predecessors.
The first baseball call brought out the young blood of the school and the
team is made up of them, having Bob McDonald, last year's varsity twirler,
Hugh Black and "Chet" Brickley as its backbone. Bob McDonald was captain of
the nine.
The opening game of the year, while the boys didn't show such good
form, was not so bad considering that our team was new, except for the
battery. Yes, we were beaten in the opening game, 14-6 by Williamsburg.
Not so bad though at that, for the Williamsburg team had a few games before
they met us. Juniata is not offering that as an alibi, though, for they
were better than our team was at the time and they beat us.
The Williamsburg game was held on Wednesday, April 23d.
Juniata was a member of the Blair County High Baseball League. Other
teams in the League were Hollidaysburg, Morrison's Cove, Williamsburg and
Roaring Spring.
TRACK 1924
Late in March the track and field candidates got the call to "spikes"
and early in April the aspirants for the varsity started training. The
backroads were used by the runners, while the field men practiced at the
"Fifth Street Stadium." On April 10th the track men started to use the
Cricket Field in Altoona. The track candidates were Jewett Henry, '25;
Robert Hankinson, '26; Donald Blowers, '24; Max Foose, '27; Clarence "Flank"
Wolford, '25; Stacy Fox, '24; Robert Roy, '24; Clark Holton, '24; Robert
Burtnett, '25; Joseph Young, '25; William Wherry, '26; Clarence Babcock,
'26; Earl Brumbaugh, '27; Benjamin McCloskey, '25; Samuel Beichler, '26; and
Charles Edmondson, '25. At the time the "Log" goes to press the team had
not been picked, but it is certain that the Blue and White will be
represented by a crackerjack team. Bob Roy, middle distance runner, was
elected captain of the 1924 track squad.
Spring Meets
May 10thCarnegie Tech Interscholastic, at Pittsburgh
May 17thPenn state Interscholastic, at State College
May 24thLewistown Interscholastic, at Lewistown
May 31stBlair County Interscholastic, at Altoona
The Student Lantern
Editor-in-Chief Kathrine Griffith '24
Literary Editor Ruth McCoy '24
Poetry Editor Loraine Lantz '25
Exchange Esther Heaton '24
Alumni Notes Elizabeth Noll '24
School Notes Ralph Ernest '25
Art Pearl Spangler '24
Art Dorothy Oast '24
Music Harriet Hoover '24
Athletics Charles Stone '25
Jokes Walter Hamer '25
Jokes Jewett Henry '25
Business Manager Robert Roy '24
Advertising Manager Stuart Esterly '24
Circulation Margaret Bonner '24
Circulation Elizabeth Cox '26
Reporter Martha Bain '24
Reporter George Gates '26
Reporter Catherine Harry '25
Reporter Margaret Allen '27
"57 Varieties"
1 Best all around girl Harriet Hoover
2 Most school spirit Bob McDonald
3 Most popular Albert Winter
4 Most versatile Martha Bain
5 Best student Esther Heaton
6 Most athletic Russ Price
7 Best sport Lenoir Hess
8 Most executive ability Clinton Coleman
9 Strongest character Ruth McCoy
10 Most conscientious Dorothy Oast
11 Most literary Catherine Cowan
12 Most romantic Helen Miller
13 Most musical Elsie Hunt
14 Most artistic Pearl Spangler
15 Most unselfish Pauline Burris
16 Prettiest Line Us Up!
17 Jolliest Catherine Hankinson
18 Funniest Clark Holton
19 Keenest sense of humor Bob McDonald
20 Best natured Lydia Clarkson
21 Pluckiest Floreine Davis
22 Most graceful Earl Summers (?)
23 Best social dancer Elizabeth Foust
24 Best dressed Sh-h-h-h
25 Most dignified Inez Hagerty
26 Most courteous Erma Boyles
27 Most charming Martha McKerihan
28 Most independent Cleo Kuhn
29 Most absent minded Robert Roy
30 Most gullible Donald Adams
31 Most tactful Elizabeth Noll
32 Most ambition Katherine Griffith
33 Best bluffer Elsie Hunt
34 Most bustling Bill Turner (?)
35 Most original Clark Holton (St. Pat Day)
36 Neatest Gaynell Aikens
37 Most mischievous Donald Adams
38 Greatest giggler Winnie Redden
39 Peppiest Margaret Bonner
40 Biggest talker Carolyn Stone
41 Happiest Lil Harrity
42 Most thoughtful Pearl Summers
43 Most alert Anna Plubell
44 Best informed Lenoir Hess
45 Squarest Ethel Cooper
46 Calmest Stacy Fox
47 Most practical William Moore
48 Most convincing Robert McDonald
49 Most tardy Bob Roy
50 Biggest grind Helen Wood
51 Most curious Marg Bonner
52 Most sincere Ruth Burget
53 Best writer Evelyn McCloskey
54 Most reticent Ellen Benson
55 Most demure Elva Hutchison
56 Best prepared lessons (?)Donald Blowers
57 Most pleasant Stuart Esterly
Advertisers and Jokes
DUNMIRE'S Quality Meats, Groceries, 621 Fourth Avenue, 415 Sixteenth Street,
Bell Phone
G.O.P.
What is the meaning of G.O.P.?
Said the boy, "It's plain to see
It means, go out and play for me."
But the flapper in glee cried louder and louder:
"Oh, no it means "Get out the Powder."
The fool said, "'Tis seen in every measure
That G.O.P. means Games or Pleasure."
But the wise man cried,
"You all talk such rot,
When it really means a Graft Oil Plot!"
Martha Bain, '24
Brett's Department Store, Twelve Hundred Ten Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
City Auto Sales Co., A.M. Jacobs, 800-02-04 Green Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
New Buick Cars
J.L. Saleme's Sanitary Tonsorial Parlor, Latest Styles in Ladies Hair
Trimming, 614 * Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
The Pittsburgh Post, the Pittsburgh Sun
Thomas Smith had asked Miss McNeal if he
could leave the room, but she refused. So about
twenty minutes later Miss McNeal said, "Thomas,
put up the windows and leave quietly."
* * * *
Mr. McCracken - "What is Collective Bargaining?"
Dorothea Haines, "Collecting bargains."
* * * *
He - "Didn't you say I could kiss you?"
She - "Most assuredly; but who said anything
about a massage?"
W.E. Steffey, Jeweler, 1224 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Bonner's Drugs and Gifts
Many men seem to "Keep That Schoolgirl Complexion"
on their coat collars.
* * * *
There was a young man named Mose
Who was one of his girl's best bose,
At a party of her mamma's
He went in his pajamas,
Because they said, "Wear evening clothes."
* * * *
Little Willie in the best of sashes
Fell into the fire and was burned to ashes.
By and by the room grew chilly
But no one liked to poke up Willie.
Hoffman's Superior Ice Cream
Goldschmid Bros., Goldschmid Building, Eleventh Avenue and Twelfth Street
Hess' Dry Goods and Notions, Fresh and Cold Meats, Green Goods and
Groceries, 331 Fifth Avenue, Bell Phone
"You are on 'your Honor,'" cried the policeman
as the milk truck ran over the judge.
* * * *
The Wife (dreaming) - "We two are as one,
aren't we dear?"
The Husband (going over the bills) - "I suppose
so, but I can't make the hotel management see it."
* * * *
Old Lady - "Are you afraid of work?"
Bum - "Certainly not, madam. I can lie right
down beside it and go to sleep."
* * * *
Freshman (dining for the first time in local Ritz,
pointed to a French word), "I'll have some of that,
please."
Juniata Dye Works, Expert Cleaners and Dyers, Main Office and Plant, 613
Fourth Ave., Juniata, Pa., Branch Office 2223 Eighth Avenue, Altoona, Pa.,
Just Phone 3744-M
Simpson & Grabill, Jewelers, Eleven Sixteen Twelfth St.
Klevan Bros., Insured Quality Footwear, On the Corner, 1300 11th Avenue
Waiter - "Sorry sir, but the orchestra is playing
that now."
* * * *
Speaking of fruits, oftentimes a fellow picks a
peach whom he thinks is the apple of his eye, but he
finds she is a lemon that no decent fellow would
care a fig for.
* * * *
"I think long skirts are so graceful."
"Yes, I'm knock-kneed, too."
* * * *
Lenoir - "He put his arm around me five times last
week."
Carrie (innocently) - "Some arm."
Raugh Bros., Tailors and Clothers, Twelfth Avenue and Eleventh Street,
Altoona, Pa.
P.F. Nowark, French Bobbing a Specialty, 617 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa.
O, Caesar!
Darkibus nightibus
Nota lamporum
Boyibus kissibus
Sweet girlorum
Girlibus likabus
Wanta someorum
Pater puellibus
Enter parlorum
Kickabus boyibus
Exibus doorum
Nightibus darkabus
Minus lamporum
Climbibus fencibus
Breechibus torum
W.S. Aaron, Home Furnishings, 1428 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Foust's Jewelry, Kodaks, Edisons, Gifts, 612 Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
I. Lang, Manufacturer of Fine Furs, Cloaks and Suits, 1425 Eleventh Avenue,
Altoona, Pa., Phone 992
A young lady who often thought out loud was being shown through a
garter factory. "Good gracious!" she exclaimed, "Ninety million
pairs a year? I don't see where they all go to."
"Neither do I," replied the young man, blinking slightly.
Handle With Care
"What is your motto when you are with women?"
"Use well before shaking."
Tea Hounds
"Won't you join me in a cup of tea?"
"Well, you get in; I'll see if there's any room left."
The Standard Furniture Co., 1407 Eleventh Ave., Altoona, Pa.
Juniata Gasoline and Oil Station, C.O. Benson, 702 Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
Miss Heinsling - "What is the Liberty Bell?"
Clair Oswald - "Oh - ah - it rings at 3:15."
* * * *
Ralph Musser - "Did you ever see Oliver Twist, Aunty?"
Aunty - "Hush, child! You know I never attend modern dances."
* * * *
Office Boy - "There's a member of the varsity team outside.
He wants his photo done."
Photographer - "Side-face?"
Office Boy - "No; half-back."
Olympic Theatre, Closed for remodeling, Watch for the Grand Opening
Soyster's Footwear of Fashion, 1410 Eleventh Avenue
G. Casanave, Estate, Harness, Leather Goods, Gloves, Suit Cases, Trunks,
Umbrellas, Horse, Dog and Bird Furnishings, 1213 Eleventh Street, Opposite
P.O. Building, Altoona, Penn.
Thelma Hubert - "I could dance like this forever."
Clark Holton - "Oh, no! You're bound to improve."
* * * *
Eleanor Geist - "The only men I kiss are my brothers."
Joe Young - "What lodge do you belong to?"
Mirror Printing Company, Altoona, Penna.
W.H. & L.C. Wolfe, General Sporting Goods, 1011 Chestnut Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
H.R. Goss, Eat! Eat! Eat! Everything Good to Eat at 706 Fourth Avenue,
Juniata, Pa.
Miss Kirkpatrick - "How would you punctuate this
sentence: 'Bessie a pretty girl is going down the street'?"
Ed Caum - "I should make a dash after Bessie."
* * * *
A young parson excited and nervous, after the wedding was
over instead of saying, "It is customary to kiss the bride,"
said, "It is kistomary to cuss the bride."
* * * *
Joe Glasgow - "Have you read, 'To a Field Mouse'?"
Vernon Meghan - "No, how do you get them to listen?"
A.C. Sorrick, Clothing and Furnishings, 706 Fourth Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Ruehr's Footwear and Hosiery, Opposite Juniata Bank
A. DeBarber, Confectionery and Ice Cream
The Westfall Co. [Clothing, Hats]
Callet's Specialty Shop, next door to Capitol Theatre
Mr. Steele - "How is electricity transmitted?"
Clarence Wolford - "Why - er -."
Mrs. Steele - "Correct. Now, how is it measured?"
Clarence Wolford - "What?"
Mr. Steele - "One hundred per cent, Clarence."
Winter's Altoona Music House, 1415 Eleventh Avenue
H.W. McCartney, Stationer, 1107 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Juniata Movies
Facts
Girls no longer love to dance - they dance to love.
* * * *
The best place to hold the world's fairs is around
the waist.
* * * *
Senior Girls' Motto - Better to love a short man
than never love a tall.
* * * *
A widower had a monument erected at the grave of
his wife and upon it was this inscription: "The
light of my life has gone out." But later he married
again and shortly this line was cut upon the tombstone:
"But I have found another match."
Juniata Boosters Association, Publicity Committee
L.G. Riddles, Jeweler, 620 * Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa.
I don't like my Prof. at all,
In fact I think he's punk -
He sharpened his pencil with my knife
To mark me down a flunk.
* * * *
Peg Bonner - "Do you play five hundred?"
Bob Roy - "No; there aren't enough in our family."
The Shaeffer Studio, Photographer, 1117 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Penna.
Pheasant & Smith, Altoona's Biggest and Best Hat Store, 1105 Eleventh Avenue
Juniata New Co., W.E. Roy, 624 Fourth Avenue, 407 Second Street, Juniata, Penna.
Neal's, The Ladies' Hat Shop, 1419 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Flowery Language
Blossom called up to Bud and she said she was craving for
a Wild Thyme. Bud Rose to the occasion and they had a
blooming evening. But when Blossom got home she had to
Lilac the deuce about where she'd been. She got by because
she had a Dandelion and her Poppy believed her.
* * * *
Bill Shaffer - "I'd like to try out for the Junior play."
Miss McNeal - "What makes you think you can act?"
B. Shaffer - "I had my leg in a cast, once."
A. Berman, Altoona's Leading Jeweler and Optician, 1311 Eleventh Avenue
Hall's Bakery, Hall's Tasty Ice Cream, 600 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Phone 1687
W.H. Goodfellow's Sons, Hardware, Glass and Paint, 1319 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
United Waist Stores, Blouses, Lingerie, Hosiery and Sweaters, 1316 Eleventh
Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Little boy after first day at school - "We all sit up
straight when the teacher says "cigarette" (sit erect).
* * * *
Wanted
A man to handle dynamite in a match factory. A splendid
chance for a raise.
* * * *
Famous Sayings
"It's a great life if you don't weaken." - Samson.
"The first hundred years are the hardest." - Melbus.
Simon's [Shoe Store], Mal H. Neuwahl, Mgr., 1302 Eleventh Avenue
Caldwell's Restaurant, East Juniata
J.R. Meek, Groceries, Meets [sic] and Dry Goods, East Juniata
More Famous Sayings
"It floats." - Noah
"Yes, we are very much attached to each other." - Siamese Twins.
"Ho! hum! Seems as if I just lay down." - Rip Van Winkle.
"I've taken a great fall for you." - Adam.
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall." - Baird.
"I'll tell the world." - H.G. Wells.
* * * *
At Chemistry Lecture - "Who made the first nitride?"
Student - "Paul Revere."
Wm. F. Gable Company, "Altoona's Greatest Store"
Caum's [Restaurant], "The Chocolate Shop," (Next to Strand Theatre), 1512
Eleventh Avenue
Robinson's Shop [Suits], 602 Fourth Avenue, Hall Building
Mrs. M. Siegfried, Groceries and Confectionery, 512 Fifth Street, Juniata,
Pa., Bell Phone 4595-X
W.F. Sellers & Co., Jewelers, 1408 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Woodbury - "Why do they say cleanliness is next to Godliness?"
Ivory - "'Cause Saturday is next to Sunday."
* * * *
Caesar - "Wasn't that Cleopatra driving by in that chariot?"
Anthony - "Oh, it couldn't have Ben Hur."
* * * *
Harold - "I've been going with your daughter for ten years."
Mr. Truax - "Well, what do you want?"
Harold - "I want to marry her."
Mr. Truax - "I thought maybe you wanted a pension."
Krater's Stores [Grocer], Orders Delivered, Phone 3638-M
Robinson's, In the New Gilberg Building, 713 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa.
Dr. P.M. Davis, Dentist, 614 Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
New dance - "Lemon Crush."
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Old soak (knocking on an arc light) - "There must be
somebody home, there's a light upstairs."
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There was an old maid Miss Barrett
Who kept a loquacious poll-parrot,
When the preacher came calling, poll's words were appalling,
Now the parrot's in Miss Barrett's garret.
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"Did you notice his father's brogue?"
"Notice! I felt it."
L. Lang, Dry Goods and Notions, 610 Second Street, Juniata
Max's Place - Max Geller & Co., Groceries and Meats Delivered Anywhere, 1801
Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Bell Telephone 3451
Chas. Taylor's Barber Shop, East Juniata
Foose's Perfectly Pasteurized Milk, 117 Ninth Avenue, Juniata, Penna.
Prayers
When to my study period I go
I murmur a prayer so very low,
And say with words so soft and deep,
"Here's where I lay me down to sleep."
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Whillis Griffith - "Didn't you see me down town
yesterday? I saw you twice."
Charlotte Stover - "I never notice people in that
condition."
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Where did Crusoe take Friday on a Saturday night?
To a confectionery for a Sundae.
The Philadelphia Drug Store, Opposite the Post Office, E. Raymond Smith,
Proprietor
Capitol Theatre, Week of June 2nd, "This Freedom," Also Sunshine Comedy
"Etiquette" and the Weekly
Strobaugh & Bloomfield, Quality Delicatessen, 405 Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
Ask Helen Miller if fire can be distinquished.
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Tramp - "Do you think your father will object to our marriage?
Lill. Harrity - "Oh, no! He always humors my silliest whims."
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Betts, Winnie and Carrie - "Mr. Steele, may we study in your room?"
Mr. Steele - "Yes, if you spread yourselves out."
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"Marriage is a great game, isn't it?"
"Yes, but it always results in a tie."
Henry E. Mentzer [Grocer], 405 Sixth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Bell Phone 469
Dr. Carl E. Levan, Dentist, 1419 Eleventh Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
H.F. Berkstresser, Sundaes, Sodas and Fountain Drinks, Meals, Luncheon and
Confections, 613 Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
Manufacturer's Sales Company [Factory-direct clothing], W.H. Chanes,
Supervisor, 1321 Eleventh Ave., Altoona, Pa., Phone 3429-R
"Cut that out" is a slang phrase borrowed from doctors.
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At a Butcher Shop
Mr. Jones - "Bill, lively now, break the bones in Mrs.
Johnson's chops and put Mrs. Wood's ribs in the ice box."
Bill - "All right, as soon as I saw off Mrs. O'Brien's leg."
L.S. Peterman Co., Florists, 504 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Phone 628-M
Cowan's Restaurant
Hartsock's News Stand and Variety Shoppe, Phone 1520-M
Wonderful Woman
Oh, woman's the greatest of all She's faithful, deceitful,
contradictions, keen-sighted and blind
She's an angel in truth and a demon in She's crafty, she's simple, she's
fiction, crude and she's kind.
She's afraid of a roach, she'll scream She'll lift a man up and throw a man
at a mouse; down,
But she'll tackle a husband as big as a She'll call him her "King" - and
house. make him her clown.
She'll take him for better - she'll You think she is this and find she
take him for worse, is that,
She'll split his open and then be his She'll play like a kitten and bite
nurse. like a cat.
Then, when he's well and can be out of In the morning she will, in the
bed evening she won't;
She pick up a teapot and throw at his You're always expecting she does -
head. but she don't.
J.D. Brumbaugh Co., General Merchandise, 701 Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
J.J. Barry, Lunch Room, Sandwiches, Soups and Pies
Juniata Electric Company, Decorative Lighting Fixtures, Electrical
Appliances, Radio Outfits, Corner Sixth Avenue and Second Street, Juniata
Question - Do you thin your apple blossom May flower?
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Padre - "You'll ruin your stomach my good man, drinking that stuff."
Old Soak - "'Sall right, 'sall right. It won't show with my coat on."
Deihl's Electric Shop, 626 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa., Phone 5666-M
Veryl K. Boor, Everything in Hardware, 607 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Penna.,
Phone 5060-M
W.M. Kipple, High Grade Pasteurized Mil, 725 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa.,
Phone 1237-X
Pauline was measuring cord by the old-fashioned method of nose to finger
tips. John Beery was watching her with a wide-open mouth. Finally, handing
her a ball of twine he said, "Here, smell this and see how long it is."
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Loucks, Teachers of Modern Dancing, Specializing in
Teaching Gentlemen to Lead correctly; Ladies to Follow with Ease, Residence
405 Seventh Avenue, Juniata, Penna., Phone 2352-W
Prof. Banks S. Boyer, Teacher of Piano and Violin, Room 214, 1412 Eleventh
Avenue, Altoona, Pa.
Mazurie & Goshen, Hardware, Sporting Goods, 611 Second Street, Juniata Pa.,
Call 3672-R
J.B. Haines, Cigars and Tobacco, 500 Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
E.W. Craw, Juniata's Tinner
How to Tell 'Em
If they are dignified - Seniors.
You don't need to tell them; they'll tell you - Juniors.
If they look almost human - Sophomores.
If they believe in Santa Claus - Freshmen!
J.P. Saleme, Groceries and Products, Sixth Ave. and Second Street, Juniata, Pa.
Juniata High School Athletic Association
As Time Progresses
Freshie - "Please, Mother, may I go out?"
Sophy - "Let me go, I'll be in by eleven."
Junior - "I'm going."
Senior - "Goodnight; leave the door unlocked."
Stein Brothers, Merchandise for Men and Boys, 726 Fourth Avenue, Juniata, Pa.
Mary had a little lamb,
It turned its toes and died;
The wool became a pair of pants
That walked by Mary's side.
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